SPAM I HAVE KNOWN AND LOVED

While it may not look like it, since starting EdHaddawayRedux.com I have received many, many, comments from all over the world.

Some possibly come from worlds other than our own.

I rarely publish these comments, not because I find them insincere or irrelevant. But because at times I find them somewhat confusing.

Take the following comments for instance.

They come from the extended Prada family, who live, I have learned, in Akron Ohio. I received all three comments within a minute and a half of each other, a week ago last Thursday. These people must type very fast.

The comments are included in full and the time of their arrival is duly noted.

Submitted on 2012/11/08 at 8:18 pm

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This is a very nice comment.

I gather my writing has done a world of good for Albert, their son. He is some sort of investigator of awesome topics.

I read this and was immediately happy that I had helped Albert with something that was incredibly essential. I was also glad that Mr. Prada mentioned the peacefulness that I had brought to the Prada household.

I then received this next comment a minute later. This time the comment was from a Mr. Monclear Outlet.

Submitted on 2012/11/08 at 8:19 pm

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After a bit more investigation (following the example of my reader Albert Prada) I determined that the Outlet family was also from Akron Ohio and even resided at the same address as the Pradas.

They too have a son, this son being named Peter. Peter must be a student of some sort, or a scientist, as he is engaged in research.

While I found it surprising that the Pradas and the Outlets were residing at the same house or apartment, I decided that they must all be members of an extended family, and that they were perhaps cousins.

When I was a child our cousins were quite close. We had any number of them on both sides of the family. Often. it seemed as if we would practically stumble across cousins during either the day or night. And while we didn’t all live in the same house, we saw some of them them nearly every Sunday at my Grandmother’s house. During the summers we even travelled together.

Again in Mr. Outlet's comment I am thanked for offering precious recommendations to Peter, which somehow pertain to the making of money. This I find very strange, because I rarely mention making money in my writing. In fact, I hardly ever make money, which lately has become a problem, especially for my wife.

Making money is a good thing however, and I’m glad I could help the Outlet family, and especially Peter as I imagine two families living in the same space can be difficult.

They go on to let me know I have made their son, and even the whole family imagine that some matter is thrilling and extraordinarily pressing.

Now this I found to be extraordinary. The reason being is that I am uncertain what matter they are referring to. I have wracked my brain and cannot for the life of me remember ever writing about a thrilling and pressing matter.

If I did, I certainly didn’t intend to.

While I was beginning to feel a bit fuzzy about all this, I could have easily printed these comments on my site, as I was quite happy to learn that my writing was helping the sons of both the Pradas and the Outlets.

Then I came across the following comment, again written by Mr. Prada, which was sent at the exact same time that Mr. Outlet sent his comment:

Submitted on 2012/11/08 at 8:19 pm

I am also commenting to let you understand of the outstanding encounter my wife’s daughter obtained studying your site. She picked up some pieces, which included how it is like to have a marvelous coaching style to let many people smoothly thoroughly grasp a number of complicated subject matter. You undoubtedly surpassed visitors’ expected results. I appreciate you for producing these insightful, trusted, edifying and in addition cool tips about this topic to Janet.

Upon reading this I did become confused....and worried. I had no idea that Mrs. Prada had had a child from a previous marriage named Janet. In fact, during all my investigating, Janet was never mentioned once.

I try really hard not to get overly involved in other people’s lives …..I leave that to my wife.

And perhaps I had seen too many lurid crime shows on TV that day.

But I was immediately seized with the idea that Janet was being held in the basement of the house occupied by the Pradas and the Outlets.

I have what I consider a very strong intuitive sense about such things. And as quickly as the idea occurred to me I was convinced that it was true.

In fact, I had what can best be called a vision of poor Janet shackled to her bed in a dimly lit, damp, Akron Ohio basement, being fed left-over BLT sandwiches from Denny’s.

I have calmed down a bit since that Thursday evening, but at the time I was absolutely certain about the veracity of all this.

I called the Akron police, told them about the Prada and Outlet families, Janet, Peter, Albert, my visions, and the comments I received from these people.

I even mentioned the ” insightful, trusted, edifying and in addition cool tips” about some topic Janet had also mentioned to her step-father.

The officer listened quietly while I explained that I had determined this was a coded message from Janet asking me for help.

A day later I received a visit from some people investigating the whole mater. I was taken to a quiet place, given some pills and I was able to talk at length about these and other comments I have received.

I was released a few days later, and as I said, I have calmed down quite a bit since then.

At the quiet place I talked to a man who told me I might be confused. And since being confused is not peaceful I have decided not only to refrain from publishing these, but also to quit reading such comments altogether.

I was forced to hire someone to help me, but today I even put an app on EdHaddawayRedux.com so that I no longer receive comments from people like the Pradas and the Outlets.

So if anyone still wants to comment on my site it might be best to contact my wife. She has more free time than I have, even though she makes money and I don't. Once you contact my wife, she will tell me and I will turn off the app and I can then receive your comment. I worry that this may all be too complicated and confusing for my readers.

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But it is much more peaceful now and as Mr. Prada said, that is incredibly essential.